Anna Wintour Unknowingly Sparked These Hilarious Tweets

"We Are Dead But Anna Wintour Is Immortal," wrote The Cut. What sparked the genius headline? Amid rampant rumors that Anna Wintour's September issue of Vogue will be her last, Condé Nast CEO Bob Sauerberg took to Twitter to set the record straight—sort of.
"Anna Wintour is an incredibly talented and creative leader whose influence is beyond measure," he stated. "She is integral to the future of our company's transformation and has agreed to work with me indefinitely in her role as @voguemagazine editor-in-chief and artistic director of Condé Nast."
There's one word that caught the internet's attention: indefinitely. Will she still be a cyborg editor in chief in 50 years? Inquiring minds want to know. (One Instagrammer even took the liberty of photoshopping Wintour in a Matrix costume for your enjoyment.) While Sauerberg's statement was intended to squash rumors once and for all, it actually sparked plenty of funny reactions ruminating on Wintour's "indefinite" future—see our favorite ones below.
Condé Nast's CEO says Anna Wintour will remain in her current role "indefinitely" https://t.co/3EJmucMpKbAugust 1, 2018
Anna Wintour will run Vogue until she dies https://t.co/FgLz4WE6Hk pic.twitter.com/Po7BAg47ikAugust 1, 2018
Exclusive image from deep inside One World Trade, where the Condé Nast PR team is trying to get ahead of these Anna Wintour departure rumors: pic.twitter.com/AORHPpAL0IJuly 31, 2018
Anna Wintour has "agreed to work with me indefinitely in her role as editor-in-chief, Vogue and artistic director of Condé Nast" says CN CEO BoB Sauerberg. Will this stop the rumors? Your guess is as good as mine.July 31, 2018

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H&M's New $20 Shoes Look Just Like Anna Wintour's and Princess Kate's Versions
Queen Letizia is also a fan of this shoe trend.
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Anna Wintour Only Packed One Shoe Trend for All of Fashion Month
So in vogue, obviously.
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Anna Wintour Packed This Affordable Trend in Multiple Colors for Paris Couture
Wintour blues.
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Anna Wintour Just Broke Her Own Fashion Rule at the White House State Dinner
And she looked chic while doing it.
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Anna Wintour Is a Fan of This Formerly Faux-Pas Styling Trick
The devil wears prints?
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Anna Wintour's Airport Outfit Includes the Shoe Trend I'd Never Travel In
They're super chic but not the most practical for the airport.
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Anna Wintour's $53 Flat Shoes Just Proved This Trend Never Went Out of Style
Comfy, cool, and on sale.
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The Very Specific Flat-Shoe Trend Celebs Are Obsessed With Right Now
Including Lily James and Anna Wintour.